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My Top Books of 2011

In Uncategorized on January 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Here are my Top Books of 2011. By that I mean, I read them in 2011. I mix fiction and nonfiction because, hey, it’s my list and this is how I chose to do it.

5. State of Wonder by Ann Patchett.

This is Ann Patchett’s “Poisonwood Bible,” a book that takes readers to a new world and wraps them in a plot that feels both surprising and true. Marina Singh, a pharmaceutical company researcher, travels to Brazil to find out what led to the death of a colleague. He was sent to the Amazon at the behest of their employer, assigned to urge a secretive researcher to deliver the drug they are paying her to create. Dr. Annick Swenson, who is researching a fertility drug made from the bark of rainforest trees, is both mercurial and brilliant, and she is also Singh’s medical school nemesis, the woman who changed the course of Singh’s life. For Singh, confronting Swenson is to duel her own demons. The result is absorbing.

4. The Sisters Brothers by Patrick Dewitt.

This is a quick, fun read with a propulsive narrative of short action-packed chapters. Cowboy hit men ride from the Oregon Territory to California with orders to kill Kermit Warm. The narrator, Eli, is the gentle killer, always wishing Charlie would be kinder and drink less but continually following his aggressive lead. Every time Charlie wanders off the page, someone dies. Eli, in the meantime, falls in love with any woman who pays attention to him, and develops a sentimental attachment to his horse, Tub. The fact that Tub is unsuited for hard travel seems to raise him in Eli’s esteem. The story’s ample violence is almost cartoonish in the light of Eli’s descriptions. John C. Reilly optioned the book and intends to play Eli. It is hard to imagine a more suitable actor for this character.

3. The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson

How we label people crazy is Ronson’s theme in this gallop of a narrative, but the journey is one that seems to follow only the thread of his curiosity with entertaining results. He begins with the question of who wrote and distributed an anonymous book to people all over the world. This leads him to wonder about the power of mental illness in our society, which brings him to question how we label people mentally ill. The result is fascinating, challenging, and entertaining, as Ronson pursues his purpose with intelligence and self-deprecating wit. Along the way he meets Scientologists, a man trying to get out of a mental hospital by insisting he had faked the mental illness that put him there, the author of the strange book, the man who invented The Psychopath Test — an instrument that supposedly helps those trained in its use accurately identify psychopaths, and former Sunbeam executive Al Dunlap.

2 Jamrach’s Menagerie by Carol Birch

Jaffy Brown begins the book in the jaws of a tiger that escaped from the warehouse of an exotic animal merchant in this book set just after Charles Darwin published The Origin of the Species. Jaffy’s fearlessness – which is how he ended up in the tiger in the first place – inspires the tiger’s owner to take the boy on at his menagerie. Eventually Jaffy joins an expedition to capture a komodo dragon.  What follows is a sea story  slowly whittled into white-knuckled adventure. The impressionistic descriptions of a whale hunt and butchery, the search for the dragon and its eventual capture, the expansion of the characters of the men on board the doomed ship are all masterfully done. The final tale of the crew’s long loss at sea is harrowing and taut. I expected this to win the Mann-Booker Prize. I was wrong. The winner, The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes, sits on my shelf waiting to be read.

1. The Beauty & The Sorrow: An Intimate History of the First World War by Peter Englund.

Englund does not tell us why the nations of the world went to war in 1914. He leaves that to other authors. He doesn’t concern himself with the battle plans of generals or the speeches of politicians. Instead, he tells the story of the war through the letters and diaries of twenty people. There is a twelve-year-old German schoolgirl and a forty-nine year old Scottish aid worker. There is an American married to a Polish aristocrat caught on the front with her children, and a Venezuelan calvaryman in the Ottoman army. Like a diary of the war written by twenty different hands, it takes us through the days, months and years with these characters, creating a vivid history by accretion. The result comes together in a pointillist image of devastating power. There are the crowded restaurants in a Paris where all seem studiously oblivious to the slaughter beyond its borders counterposed with the mundane horrors of trench warfare. There is the girl playing soldier and the young sailor wishing for battle. There is the repeated discovery of yet another trench layered with bodies — a geology of defeat that lays bare years of pointless battles. There are the exhausted nurses, the numbing cold and the enervating heat, malaria, typhus, and trench foot. The word enormity was made for this war. The word masterpiece was made for this book. It is simply unforgettable.

FAT CITY

In Uncategorized on December 29, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Louisville is fat. I tried to find out why. This story appears in the January 2012 issue of Louisville Magazine. 

It’s still dark when Chris Cooper, 52, steps out of her house in west Louisville. It’s a Saturday morning in September, and she is Market Street’s only pedestrian, striding past the lime green Get It candy store, with its hand-made sign announcing, “Now Ecepting Credit + Debit.”

A block behind her house, a man carries a scarred baseball bat to walk his dog in the moonless predawn. Cooper does not bother with a weapon. She will walk where she wants to walk, when she wants to walk, and will fear no evil. She is out there every morning on the weekends, and every evening during the week, walking.

Cooper, swaddled in layers against the morning chill, is six feet tall and given to gospel-sermon soliloquies in which her natural contralto soars to a helium-tinged soprano. Her voice dances through the lower end of her register as she explains her motivation to become a dedicated walker. “The obesity rate is ridiculous. Then I went to the doctor. He had the nerve to tell me I was obese. ‘Chris, as bad as that sounds, you would be considered obese.’

“Well, I got an attitude,” she growls, “a real bad attitude. ‘Cause I’m thinking I’m cute!” she says, sliding to the top of the scale at the word “cute.”

“And I’m overweight!” She’s breaking glass.

She’s certainly not alone.

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A BETTER YOU FOR 2012

In Uncategorized on December 21, 2011 at 10:47 am

This photo has nothing to do with the story below.

The trick to mastering that New Year’s resolution

Dreading that annual vow to give up your favorite vice for the New Year? Uncertain which empty promise to make in your ever-failing attempts to start the year with a clean slate? Can’t decide how you’ll manage to meet your impossible new pledge?

Then let us help you. We have consulted many expert sources (i.e. Wikipedia) and heard from respected people in a variety of fields (i.e. friends on Facebook.) and combed the self-help literature to come to your rescue.

This exhaustive research led us to this never-fail advice on making New Year’s resolutions to create a new you. By next year, you won’t even need to make a resolution. In fact, you will be so perfect, most people will not like you. But, being perfect, you won’t mind.

Our advice:

  1. Define your goal in concrete terms. Saying, “I will be a better person” is far too general. Better than whom, exactly? Silvio Berlusconi? Mother Theresa? Be more specific. “I will be a better person than my boss, who is really a nag and has a very short temper, and could stand to lose a little weight.” This is a specific goal.
  2. Break your goal into smaller steps. If your goal is: “I will exercise three-times a week in the coming year,” start with: In January, I will raise my arm over my head on Tuesdays. In February, add repetitions (aka “reps”). In March, actually hold something relatively heavy when you raise your arm, such as a small dog or a candlestick. Be careful. Do not drop the dog. By April, you’ll be raising both arms.
  3. Have measurable outcomes by which to track your success. Say your goal is to learn to tango. Measurable goals may be:  (a) People no longer laugh so hard they cry when I am on the dance floor. (b) My instructor stops offering a refund for the course if I would please stop coming. (c) My passport is no longer ripped into small pieces when I land in Buenos Aires to try my new skills in the land of tango. (d) Someone who has seen me dance actually asks me to dance, and I’m pretty sure they’re not just teasing me.
  4. Make the goal adequately challenging. If the goal is too easy to reach, it will have zero heft when you’re standing around the water cooler, bragging to your co-workers. This leads us to ask, do offices even HAVE water coolers anymore? Do people actually stand around them? Is it shadier there or something so you all gather around? Are you worried you might run out of water so you must stay near the cooler? Are you worried about predators, so you find safety in numbers around the water cooler? Can’t you find somewhere else to hang out? Preferably somewhere with baked goods?
  5. Make the goal adequately challenging. (Sorry, we were carried away on No 4.) Don’t say, “I will read all the Mann Booker Prize winners for the last twenty years.” Say, “I will read the prize winners for the last twenty years in French, even if I have to translate the books into French myself.”
  6. Make sure you really want to accomplish your resolution. For instance, pledging to take over the financial management of the European Union is a job no one wants, not even actual Europeans. You don’t really want it either. You’re just showing off.
  7. Express your goal as a positive. Don’t say, “I will quit chewing my nails.” Say, “I will let my nails grow into dagger-like talons.”
  8. Put your goal in writing and make sure all of your friends know about it, so they can help you be accountable. This should pretty much rid you of the burden of friendship, leaving you more time to translate the great English literature into French.

Now, good luck with that resolution! And Happy 2012 to a Better, Brighter You!

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